Colbie Caillat - I Never Told You Having some...
my computer is being a punk right now. the light on the charger isn’t coming on and my computer is not charging or seems to be holding charge. i’m really worried. i probably need a new battery. zoinks.
molls...she wrote: figured something out →
Here’s something obvious: If you’re ever talking to a male or a female and they start up on some, “I don’t know why you like me, you’re too attractive/cool/funny/whatever for me” shit, they mean it and they’re doing you a favor. If someone tells you they’re a loser, they’re not lying. Only a loser would feel the need to point out that they’re a loser. No one acts humble when they want to...
am i the only one
who uses magazine inserts as my bookmarks?
if, like, for real, this is what you needed to figure shit out. because, i mean, this week was pretty much what i’ve been saying it could be for like, almost 2 years now. buuuut, i ain’t waiting around for another 2 years. that shit is not gonna happen.
that im looking for a reason to be pissed at you. dayum!
how do i say this?
i can see all your posts on facebook for some reason because i sent a friend request but you haven’t approved it. so how do i tell you to approve me already or deny me because the fact that you are ignoring me is super pissing me off. then i’m just gonna think you added me because you didn’t want to seem like an asshole. news-flash asshole: YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE.
Know Thy Fruit: PARABLE DU JOUR →
One day, a scorpion stood alongside a stream & asked a frog to carry him to the other side. “How do I know you won’t sting me?” the frog asked. “Because if I sting you, I’ll drown,” the scorpion said. The frog thought about it, eventually realizing that the scorpion was right, so he put the scorpion on his back & began to ferry the scorpion. Midway across the stream, however, the...
Danielle Staub FIRED From 'Real Housewives Of New... →
liketheorange: bbook: lookwhatistole: I’m not sure whether to weep or rejoice. No. Oh thank god. Seriously. You can’t deny that woman has serious problems because she believes her own shit. For real. Being entertained by someone and enabling a mental disorder are very different things and that crazy bitch is fuckin’ crazy.
I’m watching Dexter. What the fuck man? I don’t know what season it is but, WHAT THE FUCK? I’ve never seen it EVER and it’s blowing my mind with the suspense, and the sexy tight shirts. Don’t judge me, okay?
alivaanirac: Circle the Drain | Katy Perry i...