::Allow me to reintroduce myself::

Play it cool, daddy-o. 

I hate being bothered and pestered. 

Now I’m going to ignore you/lie about what I’m doing. 

Hopefully you get the hint.

Fuck 2k11 already. 

we’d both be here for days. Literally. 

I don’t mean to be a fuckin’ downer (but let me do it anyway) but damn! People are so, I don’t know, lost? Most people I know are totally lost. 

So many people don’t have a clue, don’t even care that they don’t, and don’t have any desire to get one. 

I’m irritated. I have some sand in my vagina. 

theflashlight:

- tools
- blowjobs.

-shoes
-blowjobs

I decide I don’t want to date for awhile and now all these bros are trying to get a slice of this pumpkin pie.

The fuck!?

I hate everything about today. I hate this month and I hate last month and things are hard and I hate it.

I have knots the size of Montana in my back and I’ve had the worst, most vivid dreams and I’m stressed and I hate everything.

Tomorrow is going to be busy at work and I hate it.