The ice cream lady in her magical van. I got the classic Drumstick while these young ladies got cucumbers dipped in paprika and strawberry and strawberry/pineapple sno-cones, respectively.
Finally at a point in my adult life where I can wear short shorts.
You’re not gonna win, San Antonio summer. Im getting a Splashtown season pass and I don’t give a fuck.
So, you know when you meet a bro and you immediately think, “This is a joke, right? Because it has to be impossible that someone like this exists,” but not in a good way.
Sometimes its really just hard for me to fathom that everyone in a bros life would let him get away with being such a fucking doucher.
Lying to someones face is basically telling them that you think they are really stupid. Fuck you bro. You’re ugly and your momma ain’t shit.
like 100 clues about love.
Well if I couldn’t have it, silly rabbit, why you sweatin’ me?