The ice cream lady in her magical van. I got the classic Drumstick while these young ladies got cucumbers dipped in paprika and strawberry and strawberry/pineapple sno-cones, respectively.
May 2011
39 posts
Best thing about my neighborhood?
“Don’t be your worst enemy- it just makes everything miserable and much, much harder.”
—(via thetaoofdana)
Summertime
Finally at a point in my adult life where I can wear short shorts.
You’re not gonna win, San Antonio summer. Im getting a Splashtown season pass and I don’t give a fuck.
Bro talk.
So, you know when you meet a bro and you immediately think, “This is a joke, right? Because it has to be impossible that someone like this exists,” but not in a good way.
Sometimes its really just hard for me to fathom that everyone in a bros life would let him get away with being such a fucking doucher.
Lying to someones face is basically telling them that you think they are really stupid. Fuck you bro. You’re ugly and your momma ain’t shit.
I need
like 100 clues about love.
Just Googling the recipe for Chipotle's white rice.
Marry me!
You don't know me. You just met me. You won't let me.
Well if I couldn’t have it, silly rabbit, why you sweatin’ me?
